A Mullah Nasruddin / Nasreddin Hoca story
One day Mullah Nasruddin was walking along a riverbank when he decided to do a necessity.
Once he’d cleaned himself, he stood up and watched his buoyant pile float away by itself, meandering down the stream.
Nasruddin gasped with disbelief, and exclaimed, “Ai vai! Undoubtedly the end of the world is nigh! Surely Judgment Day has come upon us! For this unclean thing teaches us how to swim and stay afloat in the water!”
Extraordinary Adventures of Mullah Nasruddin
by Ron J. Suresha
now in print from Lethe Press